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    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
     
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  3. concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    spexote:

    what if after you die you get stats like

    words said total: 21,390,459

    pushups done: 1.3

    hours spent crying: 238

    1.3 pushups

    (via theskyunderground)

     
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  6. tyrianterror:

    roachpatrol:

    nearly-headless-horseman:

    totalnerd666:

    her-my-oh-ne:

    #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

    I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

    Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now
    Say something, make my day
    Das right

    Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

                

    Including tags because oh my fucking god.

    (Source: pottergifs, via kittenshaveluciferondadancefloor)

     

  7. hairandglasses:

    “Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

    But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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    “Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

    (Source: hairandbrokenglasses, via cynicalwaffles)

     

  8. gearstation:

    gearstation:

    my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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    WOW

    (via why-not-fabulous)

     
  9. rancis-motherfluggers:

    this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

    (Source: kittyit, via theteenwulf)

     

  10. eldiablocabra:

    awkwardvagina:

    alvxandra:

    oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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    "Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

    (via rawhoneysweetmoney)