2. He is always best at the end of your sofa with a couple of bottles of rosé or Merlot inside him. Take the actor away from the cameras and all the bollocks and stick him in your front room and that’s when you get to take a position on whether he’s still a good bloke, and he certainly is.

    —Matthew Goode (x)

    (Source: larygo, via sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box)


  3. theshoutingendoflife:


    standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

    Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

    (via abluejeep-ablackimpala)

  4. paolavallado:


    Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.

    This is great.

    (via johnwatsonandhismachine)

  5. bandsareprettyrad:


    One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

    Happy birthday to me

    (Source: isexualdisaster, via johnwatsonandhismachine)


  6. wheelz17:


    when you try to type something in the search bar and it does the thing



    (Source: roxylalonde, via johnwatsonandhismachine)


  7. oheska:

    so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

    "you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

    and i was like

    "ill get my boyfriend to do it"

    and thats how i came out to my mom

    (Source: southwatertribe, via johnwatsonandhismachine)

  8. prettyarbitrary:


    I’ve done it. I’ve created the eternal “are you fucking kidding me” gif.

    This is so important.

    (via johnwatsonandhismachine)

  9. putahilton:


    i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

    Then whata

    (via johnwatsonandhismachine)


    1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
    2. ...
    3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]