what if after you die you get stats like
words said total: 21,390,459
pushups done: 1.3
hours spent crying: 238
Maybe I just need some tea and a really big sweater.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”